Wendy's Spicy Chicken

I recently noticed a Wendy's add that featured a man eating a spicy chicken burger through out his whole life. The one that got me is when he's eating a huge ass burger during his wife's lamaze class. 

Do we really need this! Good god, you think maybe you should be paying attention to your wife and, I don't know, maybe the instructor! This might come in handy when your wife give's birth in your fucking living room.

When the 911 operator asks if you remember your lamze training what the hell would this guy say.

"...I was eating a spicy chicken sandwitch"

Due to this commercial being idiotic I decided to ruin the secret to Wendy's spicy chicken sandwitch. Enjoy.