Recently I noticed someone on the bus wearing these exact boots. When did these become acceptable footwear? You look like a hobbit with a knitting fetish. It must be strange walking on broken glass with these. Rain must seep in like a sponge making these a big wet mess. I pity anyone thinking that these server a utilitarian purpose and a fashion statement. These are incredibly unattractive.
I wonder if the rogue knitting pirates of West Cape May, N.J might wear these. Mysterious knitters have left the trees of this community covered in what is being called knitted graffiti. They work at night and have left several trees covered on those chilly nights. Hey even trees need a little warmth sometimes.
I applaud these rogue knitters for their abilities to knit so fast under the cover of darkness. I think if teenagers spent more time knitting instead of doing drugs and alcohol. There would be a lot more multicolored trees than discarded crack pipes and empty bottles of vodka all over the place.
Police in the community deny taking down the knitted tree covers. One wonders if the war on knitters is going to be as successful as the war on drug or dare I say the war on terror. We have to stop this knitting nightmare before it gets out of control. Corruption in government, people starving across the world, murders and terrorism must be put aside in order to deal with this woolly threat before it's too late.
Amber Alert has been declared due to the knitting threat level in New Jersey.
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/mysterious-knitters-leave-sweaters-all-over-nj-town/19397227
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