The Skelator Lady

Last night I was taking a bus back home from and a blond haired woman sat across from me. I noticed she must be some kind of editor as she was editing a beauty magazine.

Scribing notes, circling parts and crossing out parts as well. I thought for a moment "Wow, what a cool job".

Then I got a good look at her hands. I don't usually look at a woman's hands but she had a pen and the magazine draft so what else could I do.

I was shocked. Her hand were incrediably dry. To the point where skin was flaking off. Then I thought "Wait a second, all day long this lady edits articles, probably about moisturizers, as that is 80% of the content in these magazines and she couldn't stop off to buy some Jergens!"

I found it funny that someone would work all day reading this stuff then never use the advice she edits all day long.

Her hands looked dryer than Skelator's bony fingers.