Skin Care Cream

My wife recently purchased a cream for her face that she swears works wonders. I found it a bit rediculous as one of the feature ingredients is portobello mushrooms.

I said great, maybe I can use the cream with some penne pasta, we can share a rosé and have ourselves a good meal.

Then I was floored by how much she payed for it. I won't say how much on here but for crying out loud these are portobello mushrooms. You can get them in the produce isle of my local supermarket for under four dollars. I'd understand if the mushrooms were collected off the hooves of Siberian reindeer during musk season but these are everyday portobello mushrooms.